Sustainable Stylist Gifts

Binman says to woman with bag of clother: 'No, I'm afraid there isn't a specific bin for 'stuff that's, like, SO last week.''

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

Our dance has to be sustainable. I'll send electronic invites. Eco Club. We can hang white LED Christmas lights. The food will be seasonal! Ice cream? W. Fester School.

Ikea for hippies

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Queen of Upcycling!

See you at the farmers market!

Eco Princess

Vivienne Westwood

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

I talked my new client into an eco-landscape. Well done. Walls using local stone. Native trees and plants. Plus

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

Recycling Bin/Upcycling Bin

Ikea for Hippies

Where Pleather Comes From

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Tips for a green Christmas by Indian Wild Animals.

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

'We have a new line of eco-friendly shoes. They're designed to reduce your global footprint!'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

Your new car may be good for the environment but it's no good for shopping.

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

Is online shopping bad for the environment?

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"Just a little off the top and shape the back."

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

All-you-can-wear.