Climate-aware Stylist Mugs

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"Maybe this year..."

A woman buries her broken heart

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Poinsettia

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

'Data Dude' magazine.

"Just a little off the top and shape the back."

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

Entering September

"Perfect."

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

Summer feet.

Woman: 'I see leather sandals are big this summer.'

Binman says to woman with bag of clother: 'No, I'm afraid there isn't a specific bin for 'stuff that's, like, SO last week.''

"HD webinar at 10 o'clock. Makeup at 9:30."

'I feel like a right idiot in this jumper.'