Eco-friendly Stylist Mugs

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

Queen of Upcycling!

Eco Princess

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

Ikea for Hippies

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

"Just a little off the top and shape the back."

Lily Costume

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

"It's called a duplex. With deforestation as it is, it's the future of housing unfortunately..."

"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

Binman says to woman with bag of clother: 'No, I'm afraid there isn't a specific bin for 'stuff that's, like, SO last week.''

"My new jeans came with the pollution from making them."

"I told you that 'biodegradable' pants were a bad idea!"

Sapling sprouts from wooden shoe.