Eco-friendly Stylist Pillows

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

Queen of Upcycling!

Eco Princess

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

Recycling Bin/Upcycling Bin

Ikea for Hippies

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!

Where Pleather Comes From

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

"Just a little off the top and shape the back."

Lily Costume

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

Our dance has to be sustainable. I'll send electronic invites. Eco Club. We can hang white LED Christmas lights. The food will be seasonal! Ice cream? W. Fester School.

Ikea for hippies

Relax, it's fake fur.

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

Hugo Boss is Planning a Vegan Suit!

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."

"It's called a duplex. With deforestation as it is, it's the future of housing unfortunately..."

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

Binman says to woman with bag of clother: 'No, I'm afraid there isn't a specific bin for 'stuff that's, like, SO last week.''

"My new jeans came with the pollution from making them."

I'm like, so totally ready to save the planet dude...