Sun-loving Sea Critters T-Shirts

'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Neptune

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Leak in the fish tank.

Shark infested custard!

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Did you find our menorah?

Sea Monster

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Stop Human Footing

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

Search and Rescue

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

Marine Band

"Just as he was singing 'I'd like to be under the sea in an Octopus' garden', a giant, tentacled arm reached up and pulled McCartney into the ocean."

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

"Sorry! I'm a little sea-hoarse..."

'Wheeee...'