Summer Viewing T-Shirts

'This T V guide is a repeat of the one published in July last year.'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

On holiday.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Freshest ice cream in town!

"I AM at my usual position."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

French wine

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Fish snorkling above water.

Sunbathing in the park

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Beer Order

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."