Summer Sizzler Pillows

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

'I blame Al Gore and all his talk of global warming for this heat...'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

Summer Cabin Fever

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"Is this one of the 'Dog Days' of summer? By gosh, I believe it is."

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

Summer 2012 - Meltdown.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Bring your own inflatable.

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Summertime

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

'Come and get it!'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

Barbecue

"I'll have the usual."

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.