Scandal Sizzler Pillows

"It's not really perjury if you're a compulsive liar."

Squeezing the Free Press.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

JET (Part I)

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

"And Rooney's stretchered off the pitch after managing to stick his foot in his mouth..."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

Cooking

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

Raid the law offices of Michael D. Cohen

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

Pandora Papers

Panama Papers Scandal

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."

Dateline - Caf

'Keep a lid on it!'

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

'From Wall Street, here's a run down of today's stock prices and S.E.C allegations.'

'STREWTH! Our firewall is down!' (Rupert and James Murdoch cease to be shielded after Rebekah Brooks resigns)

'That damn racial scandal.'