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"It's not really perjury if you're a compulsive liar."

Squeezing the Free Press.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

JET (Part I)

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

Cooking

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

Panama Papers

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

"This is not good at all!"

Raid the law offices of Michael D. Cohen

'That damn racial scandal.'

'From Wall Street, here's a run down of today's stock prices and S.E.C allegations.'

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."