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Francois Hollande and his women

Say It Ain't So, Ho

Smoking Gun

"Is this the receipt you're looking for, Geoffrey?"

'Could you give me details of where I can find the nearest Post Office.'

Attack Dog: Weiner Jokes.

Impeachment pit

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Squeezing the Free Press.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"And Rooney's stretchered off the pitch after managing to stick his foot in his mouth..."

JET (Part I)

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"