Summer Sizzle Lover Pillows

'What do you mean, you can't get it to light?'

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

His New Grillfriend

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"I'll wear a top when you do."

"Come and get it!"

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

Go jump in the lake!

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"What about the five that fell through?"

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

Holiday Aerobics.

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Global Warming.

"After seventeen years underground, I'm gonna buzz my ass off."

Water Slide

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'