Summer Sizzle Lover Pillows

'What do you mean, you can't get it to light?'

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

His New Grillfriend

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Come and get it!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"I'll wear a top when you do."

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

Go jump in the lake!

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

"What about the five that fell through?"

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

Holiday Aerobics.

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

Global Warming.

Water Slide

"That's the deep end."

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'