Summer Style Lover Pillows

"Funny. I never thought of you as having legs."

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

His New Grillfriend

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Shoes Make The Man

"I'll wear a top when you do."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Come and get it!"

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

Go jump in the lake!

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

Holiday Aerobics.

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

Global Warming.

"That's the deep end."

"Make a note, Ellen—one Speedo, size 54."

Water Slide

"After seventeen years underground, I'm gonna buzz my ass off."

Let the Summer Games Begin!