Summer Style Lover Pillows

"Funny. I never thought of you as having legs."

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

His New Grillfriend

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Come and get it!"

"I'll wear a top when you do."

Shoes Make The Man

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

Go jump in the lake!

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

Holiday Aerobics.

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Global Warming.

Water Slide

"After seventeen years underground, I'm gonna buzz my ass off."

Differing thoughts of male and female.

"That's the deep end."

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.