Summer Style Critic Pillows

'Ah! The old comfy shorts eh? Still good for a couple more summers I see.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

'That guy is SO tacky.'

Sombrero with gutter pipe holiday

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

Academia in Winter

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"I usually work in snow."

"It's summer...time to change my entire look!"

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

Detachable trousers: stay cool this summer (Man wears bottonm halves.

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

Mirror, mirror, oval in shape, who's that pretentious beret-wearing ape?

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

Avoid boys who spend more on hair products than you do!

'I'm going to stop coming here -it's completely lost it's fresh, country atmosphere!'

It's my summer robe.

Budget cure

Before becoming an astronomer, James worked in the fashion industry.

"No, you can't go out like that. Just because the world is ending is no reason to dress like a heathen."

Style Consultant

'You won't come out with me in MY outfit when I stay in with you in THAT outfit?'

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

Pants...Before & After