Summer-loving Student Gifts

"Yeah, baby! It's the first week of school! Fantastico!"

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Summertime.

Trust

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"It looks brighter over there!"

'No surf?'

Eating ice cream.

"I need a gap year."

Sunflowers with Sunglasses.

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'Why do I have to go to school! Can't you just buy me a smartphone!!'

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

Griller highlights never gets old

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

Parental Role Model

"Shark salting a man before it eats him."

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"

"...Bug bites, barbecue and lawn mower...and you?"