Suitcase Scribe Gifts

Traveling with caution

Carefree luggage.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

"Jose Rivera, who wrote the screenplay for 'The Motorcycle Diaries,' is the first Puerto Rican screenwriter to be nominated for an Oscar. He's known for incorporating his life experiences into his award-winning writing."

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

Waiting Room For Godot.

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

"Apparently, the birds are back from the south."

A man carrying his suitcase away from an aeroplane.

Bob landed in Hell. And to make matters worse, they lost his luggage.

Pencil Rubber

'Your story is extremely sexist, dubious and dumb, the characters are one-dimensional and primitive. In other words - you wrote a bestseller, mister!'

"He calls it the eBible."

Woman embarking on an adventure.

"Buying stuff online has rekindled Sean's literary ambitions. They're always asking for customer reviews."

"Philosopical argument needs an elephant in the room. Can you handle it, sweetie?"

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."