Suitcase Scribe Pillows

Traveling with caution

Carefree luggage.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"How's my tripping you up?"

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

Waiting Room For Godot.

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

'Your story is extremely sexist, dubious and dumb, the characters are one-dimensional and primitive. In other words - you wrote a bestseller, mister!'

Pencil Rubber

"Apparently, the birds are back from the south."

Bob landed in Hell. And to make matters worse, they lost his luggage.

A man carrying his suitcase away from an aeroplane.

"He calls it the eBible."

Woman embarking on an adventure.

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

"Buying stuff online has rekindled Sean's literary ambitions. They're always asking for customer reviews."

"Philosopical argument needs an elephant in the room. Can you handle it, sweetie?"