Suit-wearing Lizards Mugs

The Theory of Evolution.

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Kenny Dalglish

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

Lizard Amusement Park

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

"It's a jungle out there. You'll love it."

Ereptile Dysfunction

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Art Gecko.

'Going up?'

Mile High Club

Godzilla vs. Himself.

Transformation of Man into Monster.

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

Naked cocktails

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

'Don't they look silly?'

"I think it's great these things can regenerate their tails, but how do they lose them?"

Wine Bar, "Am I not the most fashionable lounge lizard about town ?"

Didn't I tell you that Komodo Dragons are real dragons? Look: My Daddy can breathe fire...

Gordon Gekko

Fisherman

"Where has he gone now?"

'Are you just fooling around turning green, or are you about to be sick?'

Potato singing - 'Peelings,, Nothing more than Peelings,,'

'Sorry, Jimmy... the chameleons never seem to be out.'

"Autumns's definitely on the way!"

Genetic Modification Research Centre has an enormous Iguana catching planes.

'I know it's silly, but I love to stomp these little lizards you find around caves like this.'