Lizard Lovers Mugs

'Whoa I never said I had ED. I said I had reptile dysfunction.'

Milk Monitor Lizards.

'I called it first!'

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. II. - Delicate state of the hippopotamus

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

Crocodile

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

Visit to the antediluvian reptiles at sydenham - Master Tom strongly objects to having his mind improved.

Danth battle?

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

Snake Eyes

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant