Lizard Lover Mugs

"Where has he gone now?"

Gecko Point.

For the last time, Mr. Clooney - That's not what we do here.

Lizard running with football.

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

'Hmph! I never buy re-tail!'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Monitor Lizard.

This is my sunbathing rock.

'Are you just fooling around turning green, or are you about to be sick?'

"I think it's great these things can regenerate their tails, but how do they lose them?"

Ereptile Dysfunction

'Watch me freak Carol out by changing to orange on this pink couch.'

'I know it's silly, but I love to stomp these little lizards you find around caves like this.'

Stand-up Chameleon.

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

Chameleon

"Nu-uh! Get back here and pick up after yourself!"

Alabama, The Lizard State

"Really Dad? We can sunbake all day long without having to put sunscreen on?!"

"I swear Mum: I keep waving at the school-bus driver, but somehow, he never sees me..."

"Colin catches flies in a 10 centimetre radius at an average speed of 0.07 seconds! I can't believe we are the first pony and chameleon team!"

"We used to keep in in a hamster cage. But then he went through a growth spurt."

OK, when we're together and we're being attacked, there's no need for both of us to drop our tails: let's flip a coin for it...

"Eddie has made a wonderful husband and father for someone people thought was just a lounge lizard."

'He's our best security monitor ever!'

'Sorry, Jimmy... the chameleons never seem to be out.'

A Blizard (a blizzard in the form of a lizard).

'Alright - where is he?'

Speed Checked by Radar.

Gordon Gekko

Football Chameleon

'Would you believe GEICO won't insure our gecko?'

Lizard Amusement Park

The ladies don't like a wishy washy lizard.