Modern Lounge Lizards Mugs

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

Lizard Amusement Park

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.

Ereptile Dysfunction

Art Gecko.

Mile High Club

Transformation of Man into Monster.

Cool coffee: An adult millennial daycare.

Naked cocktails

"I think it's great these things can regenerate their tails, but how do they lose them?"

Didn't I tell you that Komodo Dragons are real dragons? Look: My Daddy can breathe fire...

Gordon Gekko

Wine Bar, "Am I not the most fashionable lounge lizard about town ?"

'Don't they look silly?'

"Where has he gone now?"

'Are you just fooling around turning green, or are you about to be sick?'

Parking Meters at Tables in a Cafe

'When I ask you to bring a friend, what made you think I meant your iguana?'

"Autumns's definitely on the way!"

'Sorry, Jimmy... the chameleons never seem to be out.'

Genetic Modification Research Centre has an enormous Iguana catching planes.

Potato singing - 'Peelings,, Nothing more than Peelings,,'

'I know it's silly, but I love to stomp these little lizards you find around caves like this.'

"Nothing for me, thanks."