Suit-wearing Lizards Pillows

The Theory of Evolution.

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

Lizard Amusement Park

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

Ereptile Dysfunction

"It's a jungle out there. You'll love it."

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Art Gecko.

'Going up?'

Transformation of Man into Monster.

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

Mile High Club

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

Naked cocktails

Didn't I tell you that Komodo Dragons are real dragons? Look: My Daddy can breathe fire...

Fisherman

Gordon Gekko

"I think it's great these things can regenerate their tails, but how do they lose them?"

Wine Bar, "Am I not the most fashionable lounge lizard about town ?"

'Don't they look silly?'

"Where has he gone now?"

'Are you just fooling around turning green, or are you about to be sick?'

"Autumns's definitely on the way!"

Potato singing - 'Peelings,, Nothing more than Peelings,,'

'I know it's silly, but I love to stomp these little lizards you find around caves like this.'

Genetic Modification Research Centre has an enormous Iguana catching planes.

'Sorry, Jimmy... the chameleons never seem to be out.'

'When I ask you to bring a friend, what made you think I meant your iguana?'