Suit And Tie Joker Pillows

"Let me remind you, Wilkie, the corporate identity, c'est moi!"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Get crazy once in a while

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Adult Absence Notes.

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

Toilet humour

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

No infrastructure problem here

'A room with double beds, please.'

'Lion!'

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

'It's a vicious cycle Walters.'

A clown & his clone.

'They think I can walk on water.'

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

'The pro told me my score of 392 is a course record!'