Suit And Tie Joker Pillows

"Let me remind you, Wilkie, the corporate identity, c'est moi!"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Toilet humour

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

Adult Absence Notes.

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

No infrastructure problem here

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

A clown & his clone.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

'They think I can walk on water.'

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

'Lion!'

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

'A room with double beds, please.'

'It's a vicious cycle Walters.'

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

'The pro told me my score of 392 is a course record!'