Sugarless Gum Supporter Pillows

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

Alms Bank

Peas on Earth.

Me and my money are soon parted

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

Nutritional Supplements.

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

Crocodile Shoes

Fresh picked baseballs.

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

Rabbit pulled from top hat carries 'Stop animal cruelty' banner

Rodin's Charity Collector

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

'Oi! '

'In factory farms they're fed antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and even arsenic. We give them a lot less of the antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and arsenic.'

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

"He sings for charity. He has to. Nobody offers to pay him."

"It's a calling. Someone has to help feed the less fortunate."

"So I look like someone who has something to give??!"

A rise is out of the question Ruston, but you can have one of my suits I was going to give to Oxfam.

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

Don't ask the price - it's a pound.

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

'No, we're owned by a non profit poundation.'

Make a Wish

Benefactor of children