Sugarless Gum Supporter Gifts

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

Brad Pitt

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

Alms Bank

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Three

Peas on Earth.

Me and my money are soon parted

Nutritional Supplements.

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

Fresh picked baseballs.

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

Crocodile Shoes

Rabbit pulled from top hat carries 'Stop animal cruelty' banner

'Oi! '

'In factory farms they're fed antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and even arsenic. We give them a lot less of the antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and arsenic.'

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

Rodin's Charity Collector

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

I just heard this is a non-profit bar. Since all profits go to charity, I plan to donate extra! I plan to donate my hangover.

Planetless, please help.

"It's a calling. Someone has to help feed the less fortunate."

Don't ask the price - it's a pound.

Make a Wish

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

"He sings for charity. He has to. Nobody offers to pay him."

Benefactor of children

A rise is out of the question Ruston, but you can have one of my suits I was going to give to Oxfam.

'No, we're owned by a non profit poundation.'

"So I look like someone who has something to give??!"