Sugar-free Fan Pillows

'I'm the Good Witch of the North, so could I have some sugar-free mints and dental floss?'

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"I love these old decorations!"

Meet Santa's entourage

Recycling bottle bank.

Tortoise polishing his shell

Smart Arse Meter

Ring those Christmas bells!

"My depression is currently being treated with a combination of prescription medication and low-fat frozen yogurt."

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

"Dude, last night was nuts."

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

Christmas reunions!

Well that's me detoxed!

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

inflation at Christmas

'Rats!!...Socks!!...Again!!'

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

"It's just a reaction to all that artificial flavoring and artificial sweetening. Now if you just take this synthetic medicine..."

'It's too nice to be inside watching cable! Now, go outside and play on some.'

Ballet

Annual 10K Fun Run

The Diabetic Hummingbird Feeder

Bake Shop / Crack Co-cake $10.

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

Merry Christmask!

"I can't sit on his lap. I'm Santa Claustrophobic"

'I just love the holidays. It's such a happy time of year!'

"I just eat one of these and I don't have to munch grass for ten hours?"

"He'll be a little late. He's working on his Wordle."

Two astronauts on the moon find Santa crashed into the moon surface: 'Houston, we have another problem...!'