Sugar Scrounger Gifts

A moocher borrows a cup of sugar to make a sponge cake.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Doughnut Making

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

Secret sweetie drawer...

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 20 calories? Easy, false advertising.'

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

'If you think about it, would you give him a coffee with 17 spoonfuls of sugar in it?'

Fine candies: Healthy eating is our no. '6' concern.

"Psst... jelly doughnuts."

"No thanks. Do you know how much sugar is in those things?"

Black Forest Cake

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

Bake Shop / Crack Co-cake $10.

'I think sugar substitutes are fattening. Have you noticed that people who use them are usually overweight?'

'The first dozen ingredients in this cereal are various sugars.'

'It's nothing serious. Just a little powdered sugar.'

The first six ingredients in this cereal are sugar!