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'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

Any time is cake o'clock

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Pilot with champagne.

Doughnut Making

Private Jet

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

'Your blood Sugar is very high.'

Bear at a vending machine

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'What are you baking?...Yay! Please can I lick the bowl?!...Nom!'

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

Missing you.

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

'Come on! You only live once!'

'Shall I box up the shoes, or does your son want to fly them home?'

'Little Miss Muffet 2009'

'The stock market closed early today due to an outbreak of 'altitude sickness'.'

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

'I'm afraid it's worse than we thought. The creamy nougat has spread to your head.'

A leap of faith.

Skydive

The 12 Snacks of Christmas

'Hi, I'm a sky marshall, you?'

Flying carpets.

The only thing I have to offer is my own confusion."

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."