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'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

Any time is cake o'clock

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Pilot with champagne.

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

Doughnut Making

Private Jet

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

'Your blood Sugar is very high.'

Bear at a vending machine

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

'What are you baking?...Yay! Please can I lick the bowl?!...Nom!'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

Missing you.

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

The Candy Shop. Anytime I eat candy it immediately goes to my mid-section. No time to waist!

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

'Come on! You only live once!'

'Shall I box up the shoes, or does your son want to fly them home?'

'The stock market closed early today due to an outbreak of 'altitude sickness'.'

'Little Miss Muffet 2009'

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

'I'm afraid it's worse than we thought. The creamy nougat has spread to your head.'

A leap of faith.

Skydive

The 12 Snacks of Christmas

Flying carpets.

The only thing I have to offer is my own confusion."

'Wow! What energy drink are you on?'