Suffrage Gifts

Sweet Girl Graduates

Bloomerism - An American Custom

"Away with the warmonger!"

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"I need to know who started it."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"Those MORONS! I have way more chest hair than THAT! Ha!"

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

Information about information about information about information.

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

Shark tower surveillance camera.

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

The Modern Godot

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

Super-ego Surveillance

"I think Baxter needs a break."

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"I don't know if it's NSA, FBI, IRS, or nosy neighbor."

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

CIA Recommended TVs

National Security Agency: If at first you don't succeed, spy, spy again!