Sudoku Sensei Gifts

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'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

'Instead of throwing sticks, why don't we sit down and tackle some sudoku?'

"And that was just your sudoku chart."

"Remedial Karate"

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

"The thing with Sudoku is I can never find the right words to fit."

Sudoku toilet paper

"Thank god for Sudoku."

"Sod U OK!?"

"The sourdough starter says it still believes Covid was a hoax."

"Dr. Sykes is our expert in anti-matter."

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

"you want to get out a bit more you do"

'The cat's finishing off your sudoku again.'

Man doing sudsoku puzzle in bath

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

"We've replaced the old look with a new look to get a better outlook."

"Sudoku for Dummies"

Recycling centre - newspapers,magazines,unfinished sudokus.

'Could I maybe just do some Sudoku instead?'

'Look, can't you take it in turns to do the daily Sudoku?'

"I've been racking my brain for hours and I still can't get today's Sudoku."

"That'll be another 50c for my retirement fund."

Sign on the door at Karate School.

'My Dad says you're the really mental one - are you any good at Sudoku?'

'But, somehow, sudoku baffles me.'

Your Sudoku is in the paper.

"What if global warming is real?"