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'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

'Instead of throwing sticks, why don't we sit down and tackle some sudoku?'

"And that was just your sudoku chart."

"Remedial Karate"

'Here, take this pencil. We taped some sudokus to the ceiling in there to help you pass the time.'

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

"Thank god for Sudoku."

"The thing with Sudoku is I can never find the right words to fit."

Sudoku toilet paper

"Sod U OK!?"

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

"The sourdough starter says it still believes Covid was a hoax."

"you want to get out a bit more you do"

"Dr. Sykes is our expert in anti-matter."

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

Sudoku. Oh, no!

'The cat's finishing off your sudoku again.'

Man doing sudsoku puzzle in bath

"We've replaced the old look with a new look to get a better outlook."

You say steam, water and snow are all the same thing? Chemistry. Yep -- They're "ice-otopes".

"Sudoku for Dummies"

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

Recycling centre - newspapers,magazines,unfinished sudokus.

'Could I maybe just do some Sudoku instead?'

'Look, can't you take it in turns to do the daily Sudoku?'

"I've been racking my brain for hours and I still can't get today's Sudoku."

"That'll be another 50c for my retirement fund."

Your Sudoku is in the paper.

Sign on the door at Karate School.

'My Dad says you're the really mental one - are you any good at Sudoku?'

'But, somehow, sudoku baffles me.'