Succulent Whisperer Gifts

"You've definitely got water retention..."

The Busy Gardener

Police Feline Unit

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Biofelineism

Gardener

Plant Lady

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

An Unexpected Guest.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Children's Feast.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'He's not supposed to go out.'