Succulent Whisperer T-Shirts

"You've definitely got water retention..."

The Busy Gardener

Police Feline Unit

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Gardener

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Plant Lady

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Biofelineism

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

An Unexpected Guest.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Cat Towels

Children's Feast.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.