Successful Home Offer Gifts

"Good news, they accepted your offer!"

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

The Day Dreamer.

An exaggeration of estate agents

"Mom, could we stay in my old room until we're able to afford a place of our own?"

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

Homes for sale - some assembly required.

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

Monopoly game - "You just gazumped me!"

Couple wanting to buy the estate agents office.

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

'Is there anything we can do to repay you other than to repay you?'

Mortgages up 'Where?'

"What do you mean our ground lease is up?"

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have a bit of trouble with those in the back yard.'

Gay couple living together.

'You're on the very bottom of the 'property ladder'. Or as we estate agents call it; 'the food chain'.'

'I lost him in the house, but don't worry, a snake that big should be easy to find.'

'Now before you get all upset, I got ten percent above market value.'

'And this is the sunken living room.'

"And you thought I couldn't find Hudson River views in your price range."

'You'll need to put these on before the inspection.'

'Beats the heck out of using the prime rate.'

'I hope to raise enough money to buy my own house and move out at sixteen!'

'Sorry, no, but thanks for bringing a little laughter into my life.'

A bank swallows a home.

"When you said you were rich, I never dreamed you were this rich!"

'Empty-nesters. They're hoping to sell before the flock tries to move back in.'

Sign reads - For Sale Still Under A Million.

Affordable homes coming soon - 'If they build these then our house will become affordable...!'

'Your dream of a house with a white picket fence is still feasible, at least for the picket fence.'

'We may find that there are hidden service charges with this place ...'

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