Successful Album Release Gifts

Butterfly Woman

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"Meet the author"

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Bullseye!

Boom

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

Breakthrough

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

Jumping Man

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"And to think he started in accounting."

Bravo!

'Some executives have within them the seeds of greatness. Others are just seedy.'

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

'Wasn't it about here, when you begrudgingly, decided to try my 'ridiculous' investment plan?'

"I'm pretty sure it was rising to the top and not having to answer to anyone that cured me of my habit of muttering under my breath."

Meet the Authors

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

Big Shot - Bigger Shot

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

'Seize another day - this one is mine.'

"But am I happy? Very."