Subway Station Camper Gifts

Journal Entry Six.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Subway Thrillers

Busking during a pandemic

"About time they did something about the rats!"

The return of Miss Subways

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

Getting Closer

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

- 'Have you a map of London Underground?' - 'Try the basement!'

Romance on the Subway

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'

"And it's close to the subway."

"Except moles, madam."

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

The subway-delay prophet of doom

"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

Underground House Night - Mind The Gap

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

If you see something, buy something.

The difference between a prisoner and a commuter.

"Of course - we wait forever, then come at the same time,"

Fat Cell Metro. Tracks 1-4. Express Line to Hips.

'Isn't this the paper that everybody reads?'

Rock group on tube train, "Stand clear of the doors please."

'...The hidden charges...mind the hidden charges...stand clear...'