Suburban Dreamers Gifts

"This happy breed of men, this little world, this blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this east end of Long Island!"

"I told you everyone was moving out of the city!"

'HEYYY! That's new CARPET,you JERK!!' - Life in the fast lane.

Painting taking root...

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

"You've been served."

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

"Crap. I overslept."

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

Entering New York City - Check it out

'I don't know why, but my cowboy seems to have an obsession with riding into the sunset...'

Eric Adams Caricature

'Dali'

Fingers

Single Family Home Sanctuary

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

"This alternate reality thing is awesome! Donald Trump made Mexico build a wall, Hillary Clinton's in jail, and my wife thinks I'm George Clooney."

View of the sea - 'One day son, all this will be houses.'

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

And as the sun sets over the hills...

The grass is always greener.

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

Because it's there!

"Look—there it goes again!"

New York Cab

'There's nothing to beat a real seaside holiday is there?'

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"

Last day of school.

"I always wanted to be nothing in the City."

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."