Suburban Dreamer Gifts

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

Welcome to Parmesan Acres: A Grated Community.

Single Family Home Sanctuary

Dog looks at kennel and says to cat: 'I couldn't imagine getting by without my little place in the country.'

Siren of suburbia

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Painting taking root...

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"You've been served."

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

Tech Corp: Personnel Openings - We've reached our quota of nerds, but we are looking to hire geeks.

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

twist building

"Real estate values soar, cute boutiques proliferate, fine cuisine abounds. These are exciting times to live in Hoboken."

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

'I don't know why, but my cowboy seems to have an obsession with riding into the sunset...'

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

"Crap. I overslept."

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money."

Tourist Attractions

Fingers

'Dali'

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

"We've decided to add forty floors."

ACME Mutton Co.