Suburban Dreamers Mugs

"This happy breed of men, this little world, this blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this east end of Long Island!"

"I told you everyone was moving out of the city!"

'HEYYY! That's new CARPET,you JERK!!' - Life in the fast lane.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Painting taking root...

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"You've been served."

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

"Crap. I overslept."

'I don't know why, but my cowboy seems to have an obsession with riding into the sunset...'

Entering New York City - Check it out

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

Eric Adams Caricature

Single Family Home Sanctuary

Fingers

'Dali'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

View of the sea - 'One day son, all this will be houses.'

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

And as the sun sets over the hills...

The grass is always greener.

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

Because it's there!

New York Cab

'There's nothing to beat a real seaside holiday is there?'

Last day of school.

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."

"Look—there it goes again!"

"I always wanted to be nothing in the City."

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

"I'm making a bundle on Wall Street, but it't not what I really want. What I really want is to make a bundle uptown."