Suburban Comfort Seekers Mugs

Dog House.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"They're comfortable."

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"Man's best friends."

Middle-Age Superheroes

Pet a Puppy

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

American Idle.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Surprise!"

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Yours is adjustable?"

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."