'What does 'bigamy' mean?', 'It's like serving two sentences concurrently.'
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End the Winter Blues
'Don't laugh Ms. Newborn, but I want you to proof this for 'accuracy'.'
Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.
Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.
'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.'
"I don't know if they do or not. . . I've never opened it."
'He always has your back - - - but it's mostly to step on.'
'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'
Our large economy size packet hasn't been selling...it's too big to carry home.
"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"
'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'
"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"
Gigolo Diary
'I don't get it. He had the smallest paws in the whole litter.'
Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.
It's my manifesto on living "off the grid," mainly compiled from my blog, tweets and Facebook posts.
"Don't take this the wrong way, but the first minute I saw you I wished you the worst."
Ingoldsby Legends - Impious Bishop Robert of Birchington
'I'd like a brandy please...'
'No! No! No! I don't want to die. . . Then why are you carrying that enormous scythe?'
'No, but you're getting warmer.'
A Cold Snap
If the British had been the first to see the Grand Canyon.
"It appears to have been done with a key to the city, which narrows the suspects."
"I need a Smartphone, Dad?"
The outside of a museum with a banner that reads "Nothing by you".
Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!
'He's petitioning the Government to ban petitions.'
I like your suit, to me it says 'management'
' . . . but have you had a nice time?'
Congress and the Four Day Week.
What's wrong with me? I'm sure it's nothing. What's nothing? Absolutely nothing to worry about. "I'm sure it's nothing" are the evilest words in medicine!!! That's actually true.
"That's Gerald, he was your predecessor as head of strategic planning."
'Soccer hooligans, majesty! Thousands of them! We're doomed!'
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