Dramatic Irony Fan T-Shirts

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.'

'It always great to get away from it all.'

'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'

'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

Gigolo Diary

'I don't get it. He had the smallest paws in the whole litter.'

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

'No! No! No! I don't want to die. . . Then why are you carrying that enormous scythe?'

'I'd like a brandy please...'

Ingoldsby Legends - Impious Bishop Robert of Birchington

"It's not you, Glen—it's your ex-wife. She's behind me, isn't she?"

"Do you know what time they open love?"

A Cold Snap

The outside of a museum with a banner that reads "Nothing by you".

"It appears to have been done with a key to the city, which narrows the suspects."

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

'He's petitioning the Government to ban petitions.'

Congress and the Four Day Week.

What's wrong with me? I'm sure it's nothing. What's nothing? Absolutely nothing to worry about. "I'm sure it's nothing" are the evilest words in medicine!!! That's actually true.

'Soccer hooligans, majesty! Thousands of them! We're doomed!'

"Alas, poor Yorick!"

"I told him it wouldn't kill him to try to be nice once in a while, but I was wrong."

"Pay no attention to Brian, he's always playing the victim."

Holding on by a branch.

"Et tu, Muffy? Et tu?"

Beware of the Consumer.

'Relax, it's my night off.'

'Say something funny,'

"We bring you alien sex toys."

'Fundamentalist mormons attact a box of tea-bags'