Subtle Satirist T-Shirts

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Sock Puppet in Literature

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Art Gallery.

William Makepeace Thackeray.

'Secondhand smoke.'

"'Burned out,' Parker?- I wasn't aware you ever even 'caught fire.'"

"Your book stinks—we want to publish it."

"God help us, it's that guy."

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

Waiting Room For Godot.

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"My book is actually about 12th century Etruscan pottery but I thought it might sell better if I aimed it at the children's market."

'I believe it's 'feed a fever and starve a lawyer.''

"He was murdered with one of the rejection slips he sent."

"Postmodern irony, right? - the creativity is in the price."

'To be or not to be . . . contingent on royal funding.'

"Sign here to indicate you have no idea what you've signed."

'Poet Laureate' door 'Gone to lunch-back twixt 2 &3'

"This book is the future of literature. It is paper-free to help save the planet and completely free of words and images so no one is offended."

"Home security isn't subtle. If you've got it, flaunt it!"

John Bunyan and Alfred Deakin

"I need a Smartphone, Dad?"

"I've been toiling for months to write the great American tweet."

Woman uses birds to help her believe she has lost weight.

'I'll publish it if you include a character obviously based on me.'

"I should like to buy a handgun while it is still legal," said Alice very gently.

Slower than a rubber-tipped arrow,as powerful as a wind-up choo-choo, unable to step over his shoelaces, it's Copyright Free Man!