Subscription Innovator Gifts

"So now, you have to become a subscription service."

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

Creative family

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

Social Networks.

'I find the easiest way to expand my vocabulary is to make up words.'

"We're throwing out the old rules."

It's a Rubik's desk.

"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"

Medicaid Expansion: "Better not take the risk, you never know when the well's going to run dry..."

Houdini 2019

"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."

'These are great seats, Kenny'

e-procurement

'Okay, mom...my letter is all written and sealed...where's the 'send' button?'

"I'm increasing your OnlyFan subscription..."

"When did Charlie switch to a subscription model?" "Sniff my butt"

'Honestly Jonas, sometimes I think you're the most hair-brained employee I've ever had...Then again, maybe it's just because you're a bit outside the box.'

"It's springtime in our new product department."

"We need him. He gives us a unique perspective."

'Invented a new cocktail.' '

"I'm sure it was just an oversight, sir, but your subscription to 'Time' has lapsed."

"So then I hit upon an idea as an alternative to layoffs."

We small retailers have to stick together. To make one giant retailer.

It's ALWAYS important to listen no matter HOW someone wants to communicate...And this is my dance of the third quarter improved productivity figures.