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"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"Life sucks and then you keep living."

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

Obama builds own gallows.

Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do!

Diogenes and tourists

"Hey - let's not us re-invent wheel."

Unsocial Networking.

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

"Well, if you can't trust software upgrades, who can you trust?"

"Just saying, if you can't trust your software upgrades, what can you trust?"

"And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too."

The first accurate poll.

"You seem to have the right combination of bitterness, pessimism, and caffeine consumption that we're looking for."

'Our government is comprised of three branches - politicians, lobbyists, and the media.'

'These are fine, but what's in it for me?'

'The following program may not be suitable for those of you who are sick and tired of politics....'

"You can't put a price on all those years of marriage." "Au contraire!"

"So apart from stop being 'lying hypocritical uncaring bastards who'd promise anything to get back in power'...is there anything else we might do to secure your vote?"

"Now paid subscribers will have access to as much free content as non-subscribers."

Mail & Political lies.