Cynical Consumer Pillows

Add a touch of humor to any space with pillows featuring cheeky, cynical designs. These plush accessories are ideal for the creatively skeptical and those who love witty decor.

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HELLth-care Insurance

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"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time." mockup

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

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'I suppose they call it the rat race because only rats ever seem to win.'

'I suppose they call it the rat race because only rats ever seem to win.' mockup

'I suppose they call it the rat race because only rats ever seem to win.'

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"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?" mockup

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

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"Lets get 100% behind the boss."

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'The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. That's a wonderful mission statement.'

'The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. That's a wonderful mission statement.' mockup

'The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. That's a wonderful mission statement.'

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Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

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"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!" mockup

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

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Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure. mockup

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

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"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..."

"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..." mockup

"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..."

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"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?" mockup

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

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Will Self deprecation

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'These smart pills are overpriced!" mockup

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

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Seven deadly sins store

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"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress." mockup

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

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Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do!

Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do! mockup

Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do!

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I was more a financial magician myself. I could make money disappear very easily.

I was more a financial magician myself. I could make money disappear very easily. mockup

I was more a financial magician myself. I could make money disappear very easily.

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'A formal inquiry could take months, sir, and still be inconclusive.'

'A formal inquiry could take months, sir, and still be inconclusive.' mockup

'A formal inquiry could take months, sir, and still be inconclusive.'

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Once a politician is elected, his work is over.

Once a politician is elected, his work is over. mockup

Once a politician is elected, his work is over.

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Diogenes and tourists

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Cash Rebate

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'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!' mockup

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

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'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.' mockup

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

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'That's it?'

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"Nah...not really...he's only won one game!" (Clever dog).

"Nah...not really...he's only won one game!" (Clever dog). mockup

"Nah...not really...he's only won one game!" (Clever dog).

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"To be perfectly frank, the preceding was a paid political bunch of lies."

"To be perfectly frank, the preceding was a paid political bunch of lies." mockup

"To be perfectly frank, the preceding was a paid political bunch of lies."

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'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!' mockup

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

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'According to the voice-stress analyzer, he's not going to lower taxes.'

'According to the voice-stress analyzer, he's not going to lower taxes.' mockup

'According to the voice-stress analyzer, he's not going to lower taxes.'

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"This looks cool, Mum, a university offering a degree course in Greed."

"This looks cool, Mum, a university offering a degree course in Greed." mockup

"This looks cool, Mum, a university offering a degree course in Greed."

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"And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too."

"And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too." mockup

"And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too."

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"...and, if elected, I promise never to tell another lie...oh, there I go again!"

"...and, if elected, I promise never to tell another lie...oh, there I go again!" mockup

"...and, if elected, I promise never to tell another lie...oh, there I go again!"

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The bipartisan election cycle: 'Every 2 years without fail, I perform my patriotic duty and vote the bums out.'

The bipartisan election cycle: 'Every 2 years without fail, I perform my patriotic duty and vote the bums out.' mockup

The bipartisan election cycle: 'Every 2 years without fail, I perform my patriotic duty and vote the bums out.'

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Cynical Consumer Pillows Collection

Cynical Consumer Mugs

Looking for more witty and sarcastic mugs? Our collection of products for the cynical consumer is full of humor-laden designs—perfect for any coffee or tea enthusiast.

Cynical Consumer Prints

Explore our collection of prints that radiate humor and irony, ideal for the cynical consumer seeking to add some edge to their decor.

Cynical Consumer T-Shirts

Browse our entire selection of clever T-shirts for the cynical soul. These funny, sharp designs are sure to make a statement and showcase your unique humor.