Submissive Sweetheart Pillows

"We have an arrangement."

"I love you, you big fool."

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"Well, here he is. He just grew on me until I couldn't stand it anymore."

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

"Just say the word and I'll love you."

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

'I think I am in love dad - she even understands the offside rule.'

Puppy school vs. kitten school

'The gravy? Was that 'boat' or 'train', sir?'

Saguaro Cacti.

"Curious and curiouser."

You had me at succulents!

'Legal say that 'Be my Valentine' opens us up to sexual harrassment claims, they suggest 'dear individual of indeterminate or any gender would you consider accepting the role of being my person of special interest'.'

"My new girlfriend also plays football." "She's a keeper."

'Heath. . . Cliff!!!'

Medusa at her Vanity Table

"Oh, yes, Paul—whisper sweet sponsored content in my ear."

the spitting cactus...

"Was that a mixed signal?"

"This is my husband, John. He works for the CIA."

Toffee for the commentators

'Aww, how cute. They sent you a valentine subpoena.'

Old woman with a government improvement grant meeting with a cosmetic surgeon

Cactus