Subliminal Messaging Gifts

"It's based on 'nudge' theory!"

"Textin’"

"Before I read the financial report I have to ask... do any of you have a weapon?"

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

"Hear me, for the Lord has given me an exclusive."

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

"We'll always have WhatsApp."

Religious Speech

The early version of accidentally hitting 'reply all.'

Best Dad Ever

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

"Before we make contact with the departed, be aware that all communications will be recorded and maybe used for training purposes."

"He apologizes for not contacting us during the previous session. The wi-fi was off in the hereafter."

'This is goodbye, Goopta -- I've decided to make a career move to the Scientologists.'

Why did you pick this restaurant? I like the subliminal message it sends my dates. Yes. Yes.

Sea kelp? I said "seek help"!

'I hope you don't want to leave a message - he hates messages.'

'If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.'

Text Mingling.

"If they just added texting to how they calculate GDP, this economy would be growing by 20%."

"That tweet you sent me was so short, it was barely a peep."

"So, we're texting lesbian erotica to each other for months, and then I find out 'she' is a Republican congressman from Ohio."

You were right -- She's not trying to high-five us!

"We sent a message to any extraterrestrial beings in deep space. It was picked up by an observatory in Great Britain. They didn't understand it."

I'm away from my desk, please leave a message after my interpretation of a beep.

Message In Bottle In Bottle

"Quick! Nip to 't chippy and don't forget the mushy peas!"

Uh-Oh...

Man reads subliminal message during eye test.