Subatomic Chaser Pillows

'Quarks, neturinos, mesons. All those damn particles you can't see. That's what drove me to drink. But now i can see them!'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"He chases submarines."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

Chasing Covid Variants

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'Well that's certainly new!'

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

We are here!

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

'Well, is there someone with the aptitude to solve this kind of problem who didn't decide to become a hedge fund manager?'

'Smooth move -- Now we're in REAL trouble!'

Cosmic Ray

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

Physicist Frank Bartholomew gets a big, BIG break in his search for the ever-elusive neutrino.

"We shall run this past the royal lawyer."

'Hey we just hit our sales goal...for 1978.'

"A comet rushes towards earth and will wipe us out? These stupid scientists and their scaremongering! If that's true I'll buy you a beer."

Astronomical observations.

'So, no matter how bad things may look, you just have to say to yourself, 'Hey, it's not the end of the world!''

Woman inspiring herself by chasing after a sign that says 'Size 2'.

You are here.

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's a planet-killing comet heading here, and only the military has the resources to secretly evacuate all the V.I.P.s and their families before it hits.'