Subatomic Chaser Prints

'Quarks, neturinos, mesons. All those damn particles you can't see. That's what drove me to drink. But now i can see them!'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"He chases submarines."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

Chasing Covid Variants

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'Well that's certainly new!'

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

How to survive the coming crash.

We are here!

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

'Yes, we know the universe is expanding, but what about Microsoft?'

'Well, is there someone with the aptitude to solve this kind of problem who didn't decide to become a hedge fund manager?'

The sudden extinction of prehistoric clowns explained.

CPA. It looks like some of our clients might have tax problems this year. Halley's Comet files a return only once every 75 years. And the black hole seems to be hiding lots of income. Neither Pluto nor Mars can pay what they owe. Pluto's assets are frozen. And Mars isn't called the "Red Planet" for no reason. I think earth might be the only one getting a refund. Of course, it has billions of dependents!

Cosmic Ray

'Smooth move -- Now we're in REAL trouble!'

Astronomical observations.

"A comet rushes towards earth and will wipe us out? These stupid scientists and their scaremongering! If that's true I'll buy you a beer."

'Hey we just hit our sales goal...for 1978.'

"We shall run this past the royal lawyer."

Physicist Frank Bartholomew gets a big, BIG break in his search for the ever-elusive neutrino.

'So, no matter how bad things may look, you just have to say to yourself, 'Hey, it's not the end of the world!''

Woman inspiring herself by chasing after a sign that says 'Size 2'.

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's a planet-killing comet heading here, and only the military has the resources to secretly evacuate all the V.I.P.s and their families before it hits.'

Science Fiction. New Release. It's about a duo who shrank themselves down and go explore subatomic space ... They're called "Lewis and Quark."