Stylus Seeker Gifts

I confess I've felt temptation to cheat. It's just that I get do tired of waiting for her to give me what I want. She even makes me feel like if I want it, then there must be something wrong with me. She's wrong. Your needs are natural. There's no shame in wanting a tablet that runs a full operating system and has a stylus. Computer Villa. Customer service. But I've been in love with Apple since the first "Lisa."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Pony Rides

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

"Outré or simply bad?"

Bird Symbol Hunting

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

Kapoor & Piss-poor (Anish Kapoor sculpture beside Marcel Deschamps urinal)

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

"Wow... This prehistoric artist was amazingly visionary."

How symbols are chosen for equations

'I've learned that adding water to coffee only weakens the effect.'

'I don't know what happened! All I did was say I went into medicine for the money!'

Black Truffles!

Virgil

"Wow! You mean they got all of this in exchange for just one van Gogh?"

The dove of peace

'Prophetic dream, no chance! You lying on a plate, surrounded by vegetables? That can only be symbolic.'

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

The hard part is figuring which ones are the emoticons.

'I can't take anymore, Gladys - I'm asking for a transfer to pottery !'

Baroque

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

'No, not that! Look over there - I've invented Modern Art.'

Rodin's Faulty Light Bulb

101100101101010110 It's a binary code based on rocks and sticks.

"I'm still looking, sir."

The Gherkin, Central London

A silenced protester