Stylus Seeker Gifts

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Pony Rides

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

"Outré or simply bad?"

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Bird Symbol Hunting

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

Kapoor & Piss-poor (Anish Kapoor sculpture beside Marcel Deschamps urinal)

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

"Wow... This prehistoric artist was amazingly visionary."

'I've learned that adding water to coffee only weakens the effect.'

Virgil

Black Truffles!

'I don't know what happened! All I did was say I went into medicine for the money!'

"Wow! You mean they got all of this in exchange for just one van Gogh?"

The dove of peace

Baroque

'I can't take anymore, Gladys - I'm asking for a transfer to pottery !'

'Prophetic dream, no chance! You lying on a plate, surrounded by vegetables? That can only be symbolic.'

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

'No, not that! Look over there - I've invented Modern Art.'

Rodin's Faulty Light Bulb

"I'm still looking, sir."

'I wouldn't do that. First editions are worth big bucks.'

Truffles for Sale